Sculptor, painter, illustrator, writer, feral small business owner

I unapologetically enjoy anime, video games, psychedelia, old school goth, space pirates, elves, and spiders.

Follow my adventures here. Art links above. :)

25th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Gothic Charm School: pretty things with 1,852 notes

gothiccharmschool:

ashen-flowers:

When can I move in? Is there wi-fi? We’re going to need wi-fi for the Elder Goth Retirement Haunted Mansion.

Oo Aunt Jilli, is this the house where you put the little troll cabin in the back and I live as your Yard Witch? [lol if you even remember that conversation…]

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23rd July 2014

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23rd July 2014

Video reblogged from Birdsy Purplefish with 16 notes

birdsy-purplefishes:

dammitkoi:

birdsy-purplefishes:

hatewizard:

pls watch

Why would you run?! It’s a turkey! It’s not Cujo!

Ever interacted with a hungry or territorial or even mildly pissed off wild turkey?

Does an all of those things domesticated turkey count?

They’re kinda terrifying but YOU MUST NOT SHOW FEAR so you just have to remember that they’re also cute and hilarious.

The official Boston Police and Humane Society guide to dealing with inner city wild turkey attacks in the mid 90s was “Hit it with your purse and run”. I shit you not. I happen to like them, their families nest on my mother’s land in VA, but I do not mess with them. They are meaner than geese. :) If one asked for my sandwich I’d be like, “HERE!” versus a peacock, where I’d be like *SHOVE* BEYOTCH GIT YO OWN

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22nd July 2014

Video reblogged from Birdsy Purplefish with 16 notes

birdsy-purplefishes:

hatewizard:

pls watch

Why would you run?! It’s a turkey! It’s not Cujo!

Ever interacted with a hungry or territorial or even mildly pissed off wild turkey?

Source: hatewizard

22nd July 2014

Question reblogged from FACT: Spiders are Adorable with 69 notes

Anonymous said: Sl i saw the post about the harvestman arachnid vs an actual spider. So does that mean that, because they only have one body section, Daddy Long Legs are not spiders? (Im in Massachusetts by the way in case you don't know what a Daddy Long Legs is)

adorablespiders:

i do indeed know what a daddy- long legs is, but some people use that name for harvestmens (eastern US) and some people (like myself) call “cellar spiders” daddy-long legs. This is more common in areas that don’t have harvestmens (western US). So what you are referring to as a”Daddy-long legs” are actually harvestmens and yes they are not spiders they are Opiliones. But Cellar spiders (terms used in eastern US) are Daddy-long legs which are spiders. Just to be clear here are some pictures :)

this is a daddy-long legs/ cellar spider (note the two body sections)

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and this one is a harvestmen or for the east coast people a daddy-long legs. (note the single body segment)

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i hope the is clear and understandable haha :)

We have both harvestmen/opiliones in western WA and cellar spiders/pholcids, and people call both “daddy long legs” and it’s maddening.

I lean towards the taxonomic nomenclature for both, except for the pholcids in my room, which are “derp” as they have forgotten how to spider.

21st July 2014

Photo with 4 notes

Ghost Flowers Emerging by askoi

Ghost Flowers Emerging by askoi

Tagged: ghost flowersindian pipeparasiticpacific northwestforest

20th July 2014

Post reblogged from LionSilverWolf with 289,216 notes

REBLOG if your icon is actually you.

Tagged: rare

15th July 2014

Video reblogged from derpycats with 590 notes

derpycats:

The derp is real.

Tagged: the chameleonhe just wants to dance

15th July 2014

Photo with 2 notes

Sekiu, WA, USA.  Mammatus clouds, amazing sunset. 

No Photoshop.

Sekiu, WA, USA. Mammatus clouds, amazing sunset.

No Photoshop.

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11th July 2014

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First n Last n Owlways aceo by askoi

Who doesn’t need more owl puns?

First n Last n Owlways aceo by askoi

Who doesn’t need more owl puns?

Tagged: owlgothpaintingstuff what I make