Sculptor, painter, illustrator, writer, feral small business owner

I unapologetically enjoy anime, video games, psychedelia, old school goth, space pirates, elves, and spiders.

Follow my adventures here. Art links above. :)

21st January 2013

Photoset reblogged from Blank Badge with 11,180 notes

wrenja:

:D

This just can’t be on my dash enough.

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8th December 2012

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aurora-arts:

becausestupidimdead:

aurora-arts:

aurora-arts:

aurora-arts:

aurora-arts:

GUISE!!
MOM MADE FUDGE AND I GET TO LICK THE SPOON!!

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CHILD I KNOW FUDGE IS GOOD BUT CALM DOWN!

No, really, this is the best thing that’s come across my dash all day. The rest of you can quit trying.

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31st October 2012

Photo with 7 notes

my porch, 2012

my porch, 2012

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6th September 2012

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I have that same reaction to Aussies, Blobfish ol buddy…  ;)

I have that same reaction to Aussies, Blobfish ol buddy… ;)

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17th August 2012

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From the Nightmare Night (ahem, Halloween) episode of MLP. I want to make the costume on the far right.

From the Nightmare Night (ahem, Halloween) episode of MLP. I want to make the costume on the far right.

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6th July 2012

Photo reblogged from Laughter is the Best Medicine with 700 notes

chronicillnesscat:

chronicillnesscat:

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5th July 2012

Photo reblogged from Amor Gun with 109 notes

bellavita95:

BANANKAI— PEEL, SENBONBANANA
I don’t have a source because I don’t know who made it. I want to know who made this lovely thing so I can love him/her. kiahsduaghdfkjda

bellavita95:

BANANKAI— PEEL, SENBONBANANA

I don’t have a source because I don’t know who made it. I want to know who made this lovely thing so I can love him/her. kiahsduaghdfkjda

Tagged: lolepicsenbonbananaseriously i am dying

22nd April 2012

Video with 1 note

I’m not sorry at all. It’s funny.

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29th March 2012

Post reblogged from For the Love of Dremel with 20 notes

Sculpting Boobs: harder than anticipated.

In both cases, do both tatas at the same time (i mean, unless you are sculpting a cancer survivor or an Amazon archer) so they come out relatively even. Note that almost no real human being is actually symmetrical; your idealized image of the form will vary by your needs.

“Feminine” breasts: Make teardrop shaped bulbs with your chosen media (clay, apoxie, sculpey, whatever) of equal size. Set them in place (eliminating seam lines as you go with a precise smoothing tool). Run two fingers from the shoulder blade area down in an outward sweeping motion - as if your fingers are skiing - angling towards the largest part of the bulb. Pinch and twist a tiny bit at the “jump” point in your slope. Smooth with tools. (For four-breasted alien chicks, just double your titties)

Man boobs: Make two pieces of equally sized “toast” proportionate to your existing figure out of clay (or media of your choice, as above). Smash under shoulder blade area with fingers, smoothing to desired level of musculature or flab.

Disturbing saggy wolf tits: 4-6 tiny pyramids. Space appropriately.

Moo cow udders: Make 4 of the teardrop shape as above but with the bulb much smaller and the “neck” longer.

I AM HELPING.

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